I think it’s time to stand up for our government. I mean on the security front. Folks first off you aren’t smart enough to know what’s good for you. That’s why you elected President Obama. You needed a really smart guy to appoint really smart people to think for you. I know it hurts but it’s true.
On the TSA issue for example, let’s face it. They know more about security than anyone. Just ask them. So you get groped a little bit, so you can’t take you personal care products with you. Come on it’s about safety. Do you want to die? We are in a crisis folks. Take note of the word (crises) you see it often from government spokespeople.
Just think of how many tiny scissor carrying terrorist they’ve thwarted. Yes she may have looked like Granny but she was most likely involved in a huge plot to take over the plane. It’s a known fact in the Anti-terrorist realm that tiny scissors are tools of Al-Qaida.
Its imperative we give up a little liberty for the safety of our children.
Given enough time our elite homeland security officials will have rounded up the obvious home grown terrorist. You know those wacky tea partiers, carrying those riot producing American flags, saying God in public. They are insane. It doesn’t take a genius to see they want to overthrow our thoughtful government and install a Hitler like dictator. Of course we all know who that dictator is don’t’ we? See below.
Then those nutjob gun owners, Talking about freedom and a great country. What the hell are they saying?
Finally the rebellious constitutionalist. This is of course where the real threat is. I can’t believe you all don’t see that. Everyone knows the Constitution is a living document. Why I’m pretty sure I saw it talking to Nancy Pelosi the other day. Who could believe something written so many years ago could even be relevant today.
Oh and Sarah Palin? Why, I can’t believe she hasn’t been locked up for treason. Look at all the harm she’s done. Just look at that family. If that doesn’t say threat I don’t know what does.
No folks, you must face facts. We need this government. We need these leaders. We are too stupid, too weak and too set in the idea of liberty to think for ourselves. With a large enough social net our government will protect us. We just need to stop resisting.